You Might NOT Be An Astronomer If You Think That...
is an exotic dancer in Nome, Alaska
is a few beer cans in the yard.
is something you need during a rain shower.
is Mickey's sidekick
is when you really need to brush your teeth.
is a brand of a mentholated, low nicotine cigarette.
is a guy who sang "That's Amore" in the 1950s.
is warm Mexican beer.
is the stuff you squeegee off the windshield of your car.
an OFF AXIS GUIDER
is a persistent backseat driver.
is a wine bottle filled with gasoline and thrown at tanks.
a STAR PARTY
is a Hollywood bash.
is a German meal made with rice.
is when Vito breaks your leg for the second time.
is a low alcohol beer.
a STAR CHART
predicts the future.
a GASEOUS PROMINENCE
is Newt Gingrich.
is something you need during a rain shower or when you need to write a note.
is a snapshot of a beachball.
an ASTRONOMICAL UNIT
refers to the cost of an Air Force toilet.
a GRAVITATIONAL LENS
is the new contact your kid drops through an open grate.
is an anatomical feature rather than a planet.
refers to the street beneath Big Ben.
is a fig cookie.
a LIGHT YEAR
is a period of time when you don't have enough cash.
a BLACK HOLE
is that sump in your basement.
is what your fat uncle had after Thanksgiving dinner.